Broken zippers, split seams, straps that come untied at the most embarrassing moment possible—what's your most memorable experience with an unexpected wardrobe malfunction?
The time uncle Mike's wang fell out at the family picnic. I guess that doesn't count because I wasn't there, but it is the most memorable because it's become family lore since. I guess the time AnnMarye's pants broke when she was drunk at the horse show and she stumbled around until they were around her ankles and she knocked the porta-potty over trying to get into it.
I don't think I have any personal experiences of note.